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机智的奶奶

近日收到一微信，有笑点，故作图并改编如下

    “叮咚，叮咚”，门铃响了。
    奶奶颤颤巍巍地去开门，从猫眼里一看，是孙儿的老师，即时给逃学在家的孙儿发个微信：躲好勿出来，你的老师来家访。
    发完微信，奶奶才给老师开门。
    孙儿收到奶奶的微信，赶忙回复：奶奶你快躲好，我向老师请假，说是你去世了。
    奶奶看到后欲关门已经来不及了。
    老师进了门看到奶奶，顿时花容失色：你…你…老…不是…过了身……
    奶奶笑脸相迎，说：今天头七，回来看看。
“鬼呀！”老师惨叫一声，晕倒。

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